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Lalla Mira · 03-11-2009, 05:43 PM

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Lalla Mira · 03-11-2009, 05:45 PM

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Lalla Mira · 03-11-2009, 05:48 PM

Three friends made a bet with one another to see who could make their wife scream the longest in bed. So they all went home to have sex and meet the next day. The first man says "I licked my wife out for 30 minutes and she was screaming about 20 of them". The second man said "That's nothing, I slept with mine and she was screaming at least a half an hour". The third man says "You think that's bad, I slept with mine for 10 minutes and wiped my dick on the curtains and she's still screaming!"

**Abdel** · 03-11-2009, 05:51 PM

hahahaha the wife is screaming at him because of the mess he made what an idiot!

Lalla Mira · 03-11-2009, 05:56 PM

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to find the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So the chicken drives the farmer's BMW 328 back to the mud hole, and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope over to the horse and drives forward, saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again and this time the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So the horse stretches over the width of the mud hole and says, "Grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up..." The chicken does just that, and pulls himself to safety.

The moral of the story?

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Esteve · 03-12-2009, 05:55 PM

Thats what I keep telling myself

Lalla Mira · 03-12-2009, 08:37 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! how modest !!

erolisk · 03-13-2009, 02:01 AM

A man came with a bouquet of flowers to his wife.I should spread my legs now she says;the husband confused why don't you have a vase?

A man at the airport.
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean, male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn ´ t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast! :-))

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**Abdel** · 07-04-2009, 01:54 AM

lol, that was funny. the deer run too fast like a Ma3za (chèvre) de chez nous.

03-11-2009, 05:51 PM	#14
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03-11-2009, 05:43 PM	#11
Lalla Mira Registred User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kenitra, Morocco Posts: 67	After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

03-11-2009, 05:45 PM	#12
Lalla Mira Registred User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kenitra, Morocco Posts: 67	At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

03-11-2009, 05:48 PM	#13
Lalla Mira Registred User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kenitra, Morocco Posts: 67	Three friends made a bet with one another to see who could make their wife scream the longest in bed. So they all went home to have sex and meet the next day. The first man says "I licked my wife out for 30 minutes and she was screaming about 20 of them". The second man said "That's nothing, I slept with mine and she was screaming at least a half an hour". The third man says "You think that's bad, I slept with mine for 10 minutes and wiped my dick on the curtains and she's still screaming!"

03-11-2009, 05:56 PM	#15
Lalla Mira Registred User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kenitra, Morocco Posts: 67	A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to find the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So the chicken drives the farmer's BMW 328 back to the mud hole, and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope over to the horse and drives forward, saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again and this time the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So the horse stretches over the width of the mud hole and says, "Grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up..." The chicken does just that, and pulls himself to safety. The moral of the story? If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

03-12-2009, 05:55 PM	#16
Esteve Registred User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Tarifa, Spain Posts: 394 Blog Entries: 3	Thats what I keep telling myself

03-12-2009, 08:37 PM	#17
Lalla Mira Registred User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kenitra, Morocco Posts: 67	HAHAHAHAHAHA! how modest !!

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