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Old 11-18-2008, 02:17 AM   #1
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hada wahed maghribi f london dekhol wahed mat3am 9essa mezyan fin sala jebad wahed zera9 zit hato f tabssil o beda tayghwat ja ando mol l9ahwa galih safi hir hanina o 7essab alina safi khoraj howa yew9af alih wahed maghribi kan hadih ; galih khoya rah cheftak fin darti had l9alab ida kan andak chi sera9 zit zaeyd debar ala khok howa yegolih wollah akhoya ma khabit alik andi hir wahed debana nechad biha wahed 9ehiwa


haha that's funny.
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hahaha, that' s really funny abdel. i wish it was in englsih so everybody will undersatnd.
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Old 11-18-2008, 06:19 PM   #3
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We can always translate it but people will run away if they hear about the 2 Moroccans in U.K joke lol
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lol,yes you are right it's a bad example of Moroccan people.

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lol,yes you are right it's a bad example of Moroccan people.
haha yes but I guess there's a similar joke in other ethnic groups.. anyway here's the translation if Mel or other members wondering what's so funny?!

This Moroccan living in England went to a nice restaurant, eat and enjoyed the food...and when He's almost done he took out a roach from his pocket and dip it into the food and start complaining and yelling...the owner wanted to protect his restaurant repetition so he was apologizing and told him to relax and that he's not going to be charged for the meal... The Moroccan dude walked away with the free meal and suddenly someone call him from the back in Moroccan: excuse me brother, wow you did good... I was watching you the whole time...hook me up... do you have an extra roach that can use? he was like i don't bro i swear i only have one fly left to take a coffee (free)
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Old 01-03-2009, 03:46 PM   #6
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Galik hada wa7d rajel howa o la famille dailo radin f tomobil chwia tla9aw lihom chi cheffara galo lih 3tina ga3 dakchi li 3andek wala rah radi n9atlo lik chi wa7d man 3a2iltek mohim ma3tahom walo o homa i9otlo lih marto. walo ma3tahomch o mal fo9 kaymout bada7k nado 9atlo lih waldo watgoul wach jbad chi haja o mazal tayad7ak, chwia hadok cheffara tla3 lihom dam galo lih wach nta msati wala malk barkin n9otlo lik f wladek o maratek o nta barek d7ak galihom rah 3raftha kamira khafiya

HADA WA7ED LA3ROUBI MCHA HOWA O SAHBTO LGAWRIYA L7ANOUT O GALLIHA :TU MANGE KELQU'UN. O HIYA TGOUL LIH TU RIGOLE.HOWA YGOL LMOL 7ANOUT 3TIHA WAHED 2 TIRIGOL.
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Safi T9adaw noukat chi nekta lah i7fadkom apropos Seffa, Li chahitouni fiha, galik wahed tyaba dawekhha dokhane dial tyab o hiya tesskhaff dawha Lsbitar.. meli darbatha lfay9a galiha tbib 3raftini? galet ah Seffa! galiha ila 3echti a mimti chi derdri 3liya l9arfa lol

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mais zwena hadik dyal el camera khafeya dyal lahcen
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ewa ila 3ajbatek hadik a khti Layla nzid nbar3ak b noukat
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Safi T9adaw noukat chi nekta lah i7fadkom apropos Seffa, Li chahitouni fiha, galik wahed tyaba dawekhha dokhane dial tyab o hiya tesskhaff dawha Lsbitar.. meli darbatha lfay9a galiha tbib 3raftini? galet ah Seffa! galiha ila 3echti a mimti chi derdri 3liya l9arfa lol
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