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Old 02-24-2009, 07:24 PM   #1
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I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.

I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish.

My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in Zaire country there 10 years now, no see she so nobody known to help me.

My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Nyanja teacher, Mr Phiri, teaching me is jelos of myself. Me wear expenses cloth than Ngoni teacher.

I here people you want security guards to you company and I tell you I Am one of that job experience for 2 years. I shot thief dead. I want to Join the company of you and chase criminal out with me AK47.

Please consider my aplication careful and call me any time because me Have celphone. I am red for interview with you. I am very hornest and can speak
English free.

Please also greet your wife. And rememba that English is not our mother land!!

Yours in faith
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:12 PM   #2
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nice cover later
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You are hired! lol
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Sounds like my type of guy
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:11 PM   #5
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very good sample of cover letters
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