 Prayer for the stressed.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept, & the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Also help me to be careful on whose toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
Help me to remember, when having a bad day and it seems people are trying to wind me up it takes,
42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 2 to extend my arm and smack somebody in the mouth.
AMEN... | 
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